Funny dating website headlines

We just want you to see where they are and what they look like.

Below are some mistakes to avoid (and, sadly, actual headlines we’ve seen). That’s why you’re on a dating site: because you’re looking to meet a woman.

One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

— Unknown funny wise person Suffering is overrated. — Bill Veeck Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong.

Not even if you think it’s the funniest of all funny jokes.

There are better ways to differentiate yourself than to sound like a serial killer.

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